confessions

–Do you know what will ruin your Friday? Realizing it is only Wednesday. Like what the hell? #longestweekever

–Monday morning I was getting ready for work. I went to the guest bedroom closet to asses how much further I had to go to fit into this dress I have been holding on to for…..oh almost ten years now. It is nothing special, just a plain cotton dress, but I loved it. I haven’t worn it since 2006 or 2007. I slid it over my head and looked in the mirror and…holy shit. It fit!!! So I immediately snapped a selfie, sent it to my work out group chat  and then proceeded to walk to my car, all whilst giving my treadmill the Focker. #workingonmyfitness #fockerized

–I have a stack of magazines about 20 deep right now that I need to get through. Why do I let them pile up so bad??? #tvmarathons

–I dream of a day when my backyard looks like this. Like seriously. Why can’t this be now? #dreaming #butseriously

–I have found myself flexing in the mirror and at my desk after seeing this selfie I sent to my work out group one morning. Finally seeing some definition! #demarms #gunpermitneeded #doyouevenliftbro

–Does anyone else play the shit out of the same song over and over again? When the radio stations do it, it’s not cool. When I do it, it is totally acceptable. #onrepeat

–Conspiracy theories. Do you buy in to any of them? I was listening to a podcast the other day that talked about a few and they really make some compelling arguments. And now I sort of want to watch all the episodes of Ancient Aliens. #rabbithole #nerdalert

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Linking up with Laura and Melissa.

–I am way more excited about Pretty Little Liars coming back this week than I should be. No spoilers! We always watch a day behind. #nocommercials #idontcareifthisshowisforteenagers

–When trying on swimming suits, I dance around in the fitting room, jump up and down and act like a damn fool to ensure that there will not be any wardrobe malfunctions. The pool and beach are for relaxing, not worrying about your boobs falling out of your top or your bottoms disappearing, you know??? #janetjacksonmoment #swimsuitshoppingishorrid

–Why must everyone share the same shit on social media over and over again? Yes, the Vanity Fair issue came out on Monday. Yes, Bruce is now Caitlyn. Fabulous for her. Stop cluttering my feed with the same damn links over and over again!!!! #weknow!!!

–Speaking of Caitlyn Jenner. Do you know what I thought when I saw her picture? Well fuck…her hair is prettier than mine. Probably why Kris is bitter. #bitterbitch

–The book I am reading had a really awkward passage the other day that sort of came out of nowhere. I was like….WTF? Where is this going? Has that ever happened to you? #awkward

–Tuesday night the weather was just awful. I stayed a later at the office when the downpour started, hoping to avoid it. I forgot I live east of where I work and would be heading right back in to it. When it is a tsunami raining real hard, I have to have certain music on. Comforting music I can sing too but still be paying close attention. Usually this is music from the late 90’s early 2000’s. (hello Evanescence) Sort of how when you are lost you have to turn the radio down. #bueller

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On another note: My face has decided to freak out, once again. Why are skin issues a problem for someone in their 30’s??? Anyways, I have never tried Kiehl’s before but have only heard marvelous things. I was thinking about ordering some stuff from them. Anyone obsessed with the stuff and want to share their favorites?

–After a really tough workout, I think to myself…damn that was rough but I did it. Then the little voice inside my head says…#butdidyoudie

 –Our internet is sucking all kinds of ass today so I am finishing this post on my phone because I had some epic ecard confessions that just have to be shared. #firstworldproblems

–I pick my ecard confessions out first before my post. #noshame

–I received three books to review in the same week while I was in the middle of reading one already. Now I can’t read fast enough!!! #booknerdproblems

–I committed to going grain free, dairy free and processed free last night to a group of fitness friends. While I won’t be 100% this week because I had already done my shopping and meal planning…I will be next week. Umm no dairy? No grains? #crazytown #iwillgethealthy 

Things that keep me up at night

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 Linking up with the usual suspects for Wednesday! Melissa and Laura. We are half way through the week!!! #ilovethreedayweekends 

–When your legs start shaking DURING your leg day work out, there really is no hope for tomorrow, is there???

–This past weekend our side yard needed cut. I used the excuse that it was supposed to rain Sunday to skip out on it. It didn’t rain until like 7PM Sunday and now our side yard looks like a fucking jungle and mocks me when I pull into the drive way every night. I need to look in to some goats…

–Last night I had a dog handling class at the humane society and we walked through the puppy block. I really REALLY just wanted to take them all home with me. Gracie and Mac could use some more siblings, right???

–I have been raging lately at all the comments that have been thrown around about pregnant people and babies. I have several friends that are expecting right now, and a few of them have been bothered by the fact that people have told them they look way too small to be this far along and that they need to be eating more. Or that they can’t believe how much they are showing at this stage and jokingly say..are you sure that isn’t twins. Some random stranger told one of my friends that she is going to forget all about her dog when the kid comes. Or that the way they plan on doing something is the wrong way.

Whoa whoa whoa. Who in the hell do these people think they are to say these things and pass judgement?? There is no right or wrong way to do anything. As long as you are healthy and your kid is healthy, what does it matter if you dress your little girl up in bows and glitter? Or you son wears a shirt that says “handsome like my daddy”. Or that you plan on having your kid sleep in a crib from day one, or you want to co-sleep. It all goes back to, if you don’t have anything nice to say…then don’t say anything at all. There is more than one way to play the game of life.

–Clearly I had some pent up ranting and wrote a novel up there.

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I really need to get these cards for some people that work in my building!!!

Happy Wednesday, folks!

–The internet at my office kept going in and out yesterday and I felt like I was a citizen of a third world country. It reminded me of the old dial up days. It also reminded me that I have zero patience for technology. #firstworldproblems

–Revenge is over. We watched the last episode on Monday night and I am not sure what will happen to my Monday now?! I feel sad that we will no longer have Nolan in our lives. I hate to admit it, but it was time for that show to end. I mean, where else were they going to go with it? Still, I always feel a loss when a great show ends. I am also sad that The Mindy Project was cancelled. #theyarefictionalletthemgo

–I saw someone tweet that they were so excited about the Bachelor or Bachelorette starting back up and I wanted to respond to them with “LAME!!!” Because really….I can’t stand those shows. I know I am in the minority. #whocares

–Speaking of not caring for shows, you won’t see any tears shed here about the demise of American Idol. It ran it’s course a long time ago. Does anyone even watch it still? #byefelicia #yourenotthenextamericanidol

–Sometimes when I hear a song for the first time, I think it is awful and it annoys the shit out of me when I hear it. Then….out of no where…I start liking it. Does this happen to anyone else? Uptown Funk comes to mind here. #butitscatchy #girlhityourhallelujah

–I have the hardest time finding the will to paint my nails. Why do they have to take so long to dry? Committing to an hour of not doing anything with my hands is too much for me. #patience

–Bloglovin is getting a big fuck you from me. All this week it hasn’t been giving me new updated posts from everyone and I have to “mark as read” myself on the posts it does give me. I started transferring stuff over to Feedly but it is taking some time. Sorry if I missed any of your posts this week. #fuckbloglovin

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