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–I have become that person. That person that uses a sharpie to hide a grey hair. #hagstatus #itsnotweirdifitiworks

–We are doing some work in Michigan this week and several places have roads named 21 Mile Road, 33 Mile Road. I can’t help but think of Eminem and 8 Mile and feel all gangsta and bust out in rap in my head whilst working. #8Mile #Rabbit

–Does anyone else miss AIM chats? I mean, they were the coolest. And you had to have a super fun bio and cryptic away messages. What was your screenname? Obviously it was something totally cool. #AIMFOREVER #A/S/L

–Monday morning I was so tired that I used face wash instead of shampoo in my hair.  #caffeineneeded #sendhelp

–I don’t understand why people have to be rude in comments. I have to assume they are either a horrible person or they are an internet troll and their sole purpose is to bring others down. I have seen a few rude comments when I go to leave my comment on others blogs and I feel myself get all defensive for the person whose blog it is. Here is a free tip for you – If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all. Disagreeing with something is fine, but there is no reason to be outright rude. #igotyourback #bitchesbecray #thatswack

–I have two unread emails in my blog comment email account and I can’t find them. It drives me insane because I am one of those people that likes to clear out all their messages so the notification thing goes away. It wont go away because of two said emails and I seriously have searched 50 pages back and cant find it. This is a huge problem for my OCD self!! #OCD #sorryifitwasyourcomment #whereiswaldo

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I know it's not talking about this, but I mirror people's expressions when they talk without even realizing it. Makes me very self-conscious.:

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April 6, 2016 by
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Confessions

–I spend way too much time looking through memes and ecards every week for the Confessions and Friday Favorites posts. It is like a black hole but good for the soul because I do so much laughing!!!

–Easter is my favorite time of year for seasonal candy. It has all the good stuff: cadbury mini-eggs and cream eggs, reese eggs, jelly beans, peeps, basically give it all to me! I am avoiding the clearance aisles with every ounce of fiber in me. #allthesugar #clearancecandy

–Am I the only one that is PISSED that Bloglovin is adding what posts people saved to my feed??? I mean seriously!!! The sponsored bullshit is bad enough, but now this? Oh Bloglovin, how I loathe what you have become. I wish that there was something else out there that looked just like Bloglovin without all the bullshit. I tried Feedly and I just didn’t love the format as much because I am an old had that doesn’t want to adapt to something different than what I am used to.  #bloggerprobz

–Chris and I did some late night grocery shopping at Publix this past Saturday. They had Thomas English muffins on sale, buy one get one free. You guys, their cinnamon raisin muffins are one of my most favoritest things ever! I have been having one with butter every morning. Real butter, not the fake shit. And it is so good I don’t even care how many layers of wrong it might be. Yeah yeah yeah, I will get back to “clean” breakfast next week, ok. I needed a break! #butter #carbs #isbutteracarb

–Speaking of breaks, my lunch this week is the most random shit ever. Whole wheat pita bread with hummus, apple, cottage cheese and a veggie. Today’s veggie was lima beans. Don’t judge. I just couldn’t bring myself to do soup this week! #deathtosoup

–Mac ran down the hallway one morning this week and ran straight into the door. He bounced back up, looked at the door and growled. I laughed so hard my eyes were watering. Sometimes you laugh at your dogs, ok?! #imnotabadperson

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My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.:

Fact!!!:

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Cracking up at how much this is true!:

 

Yessssssssss:

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March 30, 2016 by
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Confessions – Words I Will Never Quit

I am probably showing my age when I use certain words, but I don’t care. I can’t see myself quitting these words, well….ever! Words these days are wack. Like on fleek? Bae? Yaaaas? and all the other ridiculousness the other generations are coming up with now. The words of the 90’s and early 2000’s were way chill, ok?

–Dude and Sweet – Sometimes together or completely separate. Either way I can’t quit them. If I am about to say something serious, I usually start with dude.

–Hells yeah and hella. As in do you want to grab a drink? Hells yeah!!!! Or that show was hella good.

–Dilly-o – As in what’s the dill-yo?

–Whatever – This could be an answer to a question, an end to a conversation. Whatever.

–Bitchin’

–Loser

–My bad

–Word – Sometimes this is used as an agreement. Statement :”Kids are wack today” Response: Word.

–Awesome

The Bomb

Damn Skippy – As in you damn skippy!

Duh!!!

Mad- As in mad skills or that burger was mad good

Oh snap!

 

What are some words that you just wont quit?

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I'm bilingual: I speak English and Dog. Pin if this rings true for you!:

"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards:

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My inappropriateness has no boundaries... and I think you like that!:

You'll never disappoint anyone more than I disappoint the fitness app on my phone every single day.:

Yep:

Yeah!:

I get drunk off that old book smell in the library. Hammered? Nah, son. #Grammared:

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March 23, 2016 by
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Confessions

First things first, check out the new button!!!!

 

hey, hey, hey!  it’s wednesday so we know what that means!

 

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We gotta change up the man candy from time to time, you know what I mean. So let’s get to confessing all of the things!

–I had a genius idea for a confessions post this week. It came to me when I was walking from the kitchen to the bedroom to get ready for work one morning. I thought to myself “Oh I should write this down.” Then I thought “Nah this is so good,  I wont forget.” Guess what, I forgot. Like we are talking have no clue even remotely what it had to do with. #oldfartbrain

–On Monday morning I left early for work because I really wanted to get the rest of a project done and start the week off right. Everything was going fine until I merged on to I-20 and traffic was backed the fuck up for miles. Ughhhh. Why is this a weekly occurrence??? Accidents happen, but damn! I sat there and watched cars, once again, pass all of us on the shoulder and I started to really lose my shit. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs in my car for about a minute straight. It took me an hour and 28 minutes to get to the office. I just….I cant. And the reason why I am confessiong this is that I let it ruin my day. The rest of the day I was in a rancid mood. #fucktraffic #whodothesepeoplethinktheyare

–Have you ever been starving but literally in the mood for nothing? That was me on Saturday. We ended up eating cheap Mexican because neither of us were feeling anything and you can’t go wrong with Mexican. It was raining and no one has time to drive downtown in that nasty weather. #indecisive

–Speaking of food confessions, I souped myself out. I have literally had some version soup/chili for lunch nearly every week since like November. This week I sat and tried to think what I wanted instead and couldn’t come up with much. I hate heating meat up in a microwave so my options are limited. What’s your favorite thing for lunch? And I don’t want to hear salad. I eat enough of those for dinners! I try to remain mostly paleo during the week so its hard. #lunchrut

–I stopped at Dunkin Donuts on Friday on my way to work for an everything bagel with cream cheese because one of my ahole bros who I wont call out right now (girlfriend knows who she is) simply stated that she had a bagel for breakfast and that was all I could think about. I hadn’t had a bagel in forever. I would love to say that it was awful and I couldn’t finish it, but I don’t lie. #butcarbs

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Lol...:

You're giving me the douchebumps.:

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.:

SO true:

I' I stay this crabby....:

HaHa!:

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March 16, 2016 by
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Confessions

It’s confession time once again!!!

–Since organizing my spice cabinet, I may have opened it several times just to peak at the OCD beauty of it. #noshame

–I was doing squat jumps with floor touches yesterday and got a little too much in to it and when I squatted down I almost tumbled over. Luckily there was a wall for my ass to hit to catch my fall. #beforecoffee #thatsgoingtobruise

–La Croix has become my new DDP. I have to have one every day after lunch during the week. Right now I am on a passionfruit kick but there isn’t a flavor that I have tried that I haven’t liked! #breakingdietsodaaddiction #notquitethesame #trickingmyself

–I have my dream kitchen all figured out on Pinterest, now I just need a money tree to fund it!!! #dreams

–I am beyond ready for a beach trip. Sadly it is like four months away. #needvacation

–I know that I should start caring now about my pasty legs since dress season is like two weeks away here in the south, but I am too lazy to decide which gradual self tanner I want to use this year. #pastyisthenewsexy

–I saw a local give away for a party of 20 and I thought to myself…I don’t even have 20 girl friends that are local to invite to a party. Sad but true. Isn’t that sort of the way of a 30 something when you aren’t from the state you live in? It is hard making friends when you are older. Well, friends that you actually want to hang out and do stuff with. I have a handful here that I am very thankful for and I think I will keep it like that. Too many shady bitches out there. #truth #realfriendsarebest

–The above confessions reminds me of how awesome bloggers are!! If it was a virtual party, I would love to invite all of you!!! I talk to you all more regularly than most people so that should say something! #bloggersforthewin

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funny ecards about karma | Funny Confession Ecard: I've been trying to really believe in karma ...:

INFP. "Confession: I hate small talk. It gives me anxiety. But if you want to get honest and vulnerable and weird for a little bit, I am totally down for it.":

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