confessions

–I have a huge confessions this morning. You guys, I started drinking Diet Dr Pepper again. WTF?!?!?!? I went 2 months without it and then last week I had a bad day and I just wanted something. That something was DDP. And now I am having a hard time stopping!!! I can’t help it. Ugh. I swear it’s worse than crack. #addict

–On a healthier note, I was listening to a podcast on my way home last night and it sort of was the pick up I needed to get back on track 100% and not just 70% like I have been the last two or three weeks. It has also been a day since I had a DDP and I plan to keep it that way. #constantworkinprogress

–Remember how I told you all last week that I hurt myself opening up the coffee creamer? My finger is still messed up from that. WTF? #coffeeinjuries #worthit

–My coworker was telling me that his wife read an article stating that drinking a glass of red wine per day is equivalent to 30 minutes of exercise. I fully intend on checking out said theory. It was on the internet so it is clearly legit. This is the article. There is also one saying that it isn’t true…but I don’t believe everything I read online. #wineforeverybody #itsscience

–It took me nearly a month to get through the book I finished on Monday. A month!!! I have never taken so long to read a book before. I guess I just wasn’t as excited to read it as others. Not that it was awful but…it took a lot effort to get through each chapter and keep up with the information. #booknerdprobz

–Every time I think about our impending election, I can’t help but think back to the episode of South Park where the kids are trying to pick their school mascot and their choices are a douche or a turd sandwich. Basically real life! #theyallsuck #douchevsturdsandwich

–I really feel like I have my life together when I get gas on my way home from work, and not wait until the next morning when I stand the chance of running late. #adultwin

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–I am always amazed by how good my hair girl gets my hair to look at the salon after a cut….and how I can never make it look like that again. No matter how many YouTube videos I watch or times I try. #Isuckathair

–I sliced my finger open on a coffee creamer bottle. How does this even happen??? #childproof #itwasntthefirsttime

–I dread commutes with rain. Why is it that a little precipitation turns everyone in to an asshat? #learntodrive #roadrage

–Speaking of commutes, yesterday my blood pressure boiled to an all time high when I was sitting patiently waiting to get off the next exit on I-20 after it was shut down, and several cars flew by us on the shoulder. Who the fuck do these people thing they are that have more important things to do than the rest of us to pull that shit? My voice was hoarse all day from yelling at every last one of those fuckers. #getinline #youarenobody

–I had full intentions of painting my nails this weekend but I didn’t want to wait for them to dry so I skipped it. #lazy #boringnails

–I am obsessed with Fixer Upper. I haven’t really binged on HGTV shows since Chris and I moved in together. He’s not a fan. Netflix has Fixer Upper and House Hunters and every time I have a spare moment alone…I find myself turning that shit on. Did you know that there is a Magnolia Market shop online??? My mom sent me the link a long time ago and with my rediscovery for Fixer Upper came a new love for this store! #hgtvaddictforlife

–I am writing this post Tuesday morning and we have a severe weather threat here in Alabama tonight. They upgraded us from a slight risk to an enhanced risk. I assure you that this is not an upgrade to be happy about. So I started reading the Alabama Weather Blog and for tomorrow we are going to be dropping temps through the 40’s and there is a chance for snow flurries tomorrow night. For all this I say, get your shit together mother nature! Tornadoes and snow in a 24  hour period isn’t really my idea of a fun time! #twisterscaresme

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–I completely forgot the Grammy’s were on Monday night. I normally don’t watch award shows but I was planning on catching some. #oops

–Have you ever noticed that the week before your scheduled hair appointment, your hair decides to look decent for once. Like it knows it is up for a chopping?? #whycantyoulookgoodallthetime

–I am behind on everything. Literally everything. #notenoughhours

–I have so many tea boxes at my desk that it takes me a few minutes to decide which one I want for tea time. #hoarder

–Laura and I spent about 30 minutes yesterday crafting a list of places that we want to eat at. #priorities

–I hate when my nieces and nephews ask for money for their birthdays. I understand why they do it but it is so boring! #toysareforkids

–I ate like shit for a few meals this past weekend and now I have a huge ass zit on my cheek and my skin is itchy as fuck. It gives me all the sads. #fuckgrains

–I was going to do the hashtags #buttoys and #butfood…and then I realized that it sounds more like weird butt stuff. #imnotintothat

–I am going to stop confession before shit gets real weird. #sleepdeprived

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–Was anyone else a little devastated to hear that The Good Wife was being cancelled? Like why did they have to announce that in the middle of Super Bowl? #breakittomegently

–Speaking of shows, I really want to know what the “big secret” is all about for The Big Bang Theory. Better not be some BS! #secretssuck

–I have to be honest with myself, I did not feel super great Sunday after I consumed a ridiculous amount of buffalo chicken dip. Maybe there is something to eliminating certain foods. #butcheese

–I stared at WordPress themes for about three hours this past weekend and yet here we are with my same old theme. #indecisive

–Adding coffee creamer back to my life last week has been the best thing to ever happen. It brings me joy, I care not to eliminate it any longer! #givemecreamerorgivemedeath

–Someone recently asked me what the coolest thing about blogging was. I told them it was probably the fact that some of my closest friends are people I have never actually met. #bloggersrock

–I was looking at my Instagram account yesterday and realized that i need to get a life. Literally all the pictures lately have been food or my dogs. #needalife #foodporn

–Do you ever find yourself out at a restaurant and you are trying to Shazam a song but its not picking up? Oh yeah, me neither. #shazamed

–I might be feeling up my own biceps a lot lately. #ticketstothegunshow

–I can’t tell you how many times I pick up my phone to do something or look something up and get distracted by whatever notifications are showing on my lock screen and actually forget what I meant to do in the first place. #oldandforgetful

–My nephew is turning 11 on Thursday. How is that even possible?!?! #theygrowuptoofast

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It’s Confession time! Spill it!

–It is day 31!!! Whole 30 is done! I might still be on a little bit of a high from getting on the scale and seeing that I dropped seven pounds this month. I am seriously so damn proud of myself! I have never been able to stick with anything food restrictive for this long without cheating. #selffive

–Don’t you hate when you hit publish on a post and you read through it later in the day and find an error. I rarely ever proofread my posts before I hit submit. Sometimes I get lucky, sometimes I don’t. #wtfwasithinking

–When I am reading a book, I find myself constantly pushing to do a little more. Well one more page. Well now I only have two more pages until the chapter ends, I am not an animal I am going to have to finish this chapter. Oh, but now I have to know what this character is going to do about this!! #booknerd

–I have been using a concealer brush to dig out the foundation that is caked to the sides of the bottle because I am a cheap bitch and I refuse to let any of it go to waste. I wont buy foundation in packaging where I cant scrape every last drop anymore. I mean, that shit is expensive and I want my moneys worth! Plus I have extended the use of that foundation by two weeks now of scraping so clearly it was worth it! #cheapbitch #thrifty

–When football season is over, the weekends feel off. Like something is missing. #whatdidwedobeforefootballseason

–It took me an embarrassingly long time to set up my new lap top and dual monitors at work. I haven’t really had to do anything technology related in a long time because usually Chris handles that stuff for me. #ineedanadult #its2016shouldntitdoititself

–I’m putting creamer in my coffee this morning! I literally cannot wait! #mouthgasms

–I have noticed a pattern in my magazine tastes as I’ve gotten older. I went from 17 and Teen Vogue to Cosmo and Allure to Shape and Women’s Health (which I still enjoy both of those) but now I get the most excited when Martha Stewart Living and Real a Simple Arrive. #oldladystatus

–I appreciate all of your kind words on my Whole 30 results post yesterday! You all made me feel so good!!! #support #bloggersarethebest

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