confessions

–If you say something rude to my friends/family, I am done with you. #loyalbitch

–When out in a shopping center or mall, if I am alone (or with my SIL this past weekend) and I see that a store has kicks for walking in on Shopkicks, I will go in the store and do a lap. No shame in my Shopkick gift card earning game!!! Plus, extra steps on my Fitbit. #winwin

–I have had Demi Lovato’s Confident song stuck in my  head for the last week. #getout #idonthateit

–Are there things in your house that you know you probably wont use, yet you can’t get rid of? All of our Blue Rays, CDs and DVDs come to mind here. I listen to Spotify and watch Netflix but you never know when the occasion may arise when you might need one! Even if you haven’t watched any of them in over a year. #itsnothoardingifyouadmitit

–I decided to paint my nails on Sunday. Something I rarely do these days. I couldn’t be bothered to put on a top coat so within about an hour of painting them, I had several chips and dings. I still do because I haven’t fixed it. #oops #lazy

–Since my snacks are basically limited to fruit, veggies, nuts and the occasional Lara bar, I have consumed a shit ton of pistachios in the last few weeks. I am surprised I don’t look like one. #youarewhatyoueat #nutslol

–My whole apple rolled on the floor yesterday during lunch. I was starving so I washed that shit off and ate it anyways. #buildingimmunesystem #10secondrule

–When I am out in public and random strangers ask for my advice on their fashion/product purchases, I take it as a compliment and leave smiling. I like to think it is a good thing that they trust my opinion based on what I look like since they don’t know me and I am approached all the time. #feelsgood #strangerdanger

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–I don’t really speak much about my job on here. One of my duties is to get rent comps in senior housing. Sometimes people don’t want to share information with me so I call back and pretend  I am looking for my “grandma.” One place literally told me “I know we can do better than any other community in the area.” Ummm if I were really looking for my grandma, you just lost my business. #smokeandmirrors #dontbadmouthotherstogetmybusiness

–Sometimes the fear of bad karma outweighs any other rational reasoning for things that I do. #karmaisabitch

–I had to go to three places before I found coconut aminos and arrowroot powder for my recipes this week. Why can’t our city have nice things? I had to go to freaking Whole Foods which is 35 minutes from my house. People in the suburbs want to be healthy too, damnit! #profiling

–I have ADD when I clean. I will start with something small, like starting the laundry. On my walk to get the clothes basket I notice that the bed needs made. Then I see Chris has a pile of shoes on the floor. Then I walk in the closet and realize I was lazy and didn’t put my boots back in their boxes for two days. Then I get in the bathroom and remember that I wanted to clean my make up brushes. You see where this is going. #focus #atleastiambeingproductive

–I googled something that made me so sad yesterday. “How to prevent grey hairs.” That’s right friends. I have reached old hag status and I have seen a few greys pop back up since getting my hair done in November. Now, it is just a few, and I can usually hide them by parting my hair a certain way. But I am determined that there are natural ways to slow that shit down and I am going to try every single one of them. Neither of my parents have a lot of grey and they are in their 50’s. #oldhag #goawaygreys #wtf

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–I hate dealing with adult things like calling insurance companies, setting up service to be done, asking for people to do their damn jobs basically. I usually am too nice and let people walk all over me. I got so angry this week over a situation that I let someone have it on the phone. It. Felt. Awesome. No more Ms Nice Nadine. #dontfuckwithmeandmymoney

–Football fans do weird shit. During the 4th quarter of the championship game I was running in place to get some steps in when we scored a touchdown therefore every time we got in the red zone or had a big play I would start running in place. It worked, we kicked ass 4th quarter and pulled out the W!!! #dontjinxit

–Speaking of game day traditions, I have to have “Roll Tide Roll” as my Facebook status during a game. I might not post anything for a month on Facebook besides that but the minute I see we are doing poorly I am like…oh shit, is my status up there??? #rituals #itsnotweirdifitworks

–There is an apartment complex being built near my office. Every day when they start banging on what sounds like metal on metal…I want to blow my brains out. It is the most horrid of distracting noises and we are going on a week of nonstop insanity with it. #pleasestop #imtryingtowork

–When I get upset, mad or angry I clean. #burnoffnerves

–Do you ever sit and wonder where on earth some people’s money comes from? This goes for real life and blogging. How do fashion bloggers have on a different $200+ outfit every single day? Where are they getting their money to pay for all this expensive shit they are constantly sharing? #butreally

–I may or may not have already decided what I am doing with all the money when I win the lottery. #believeitachieveit

–I went to pick up my rental car last night while mine is being fixed and I literally laughed when they pulled it up. Its a bright red VW bug. The guy got out and was like you like? I was like no really, where’s my rental?!?! Sure enough joke was on me. #punchbug #feelslikedrivingaclowncar

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It’s the first confessions post of 2015 and I just know you have some secrets to spill!!!

–My Christmas vacation had a rocky start. We were dismissed from work early on the 23rd due to bad weather. Tornadoes. So I was already on edge. I was sitting at the red light less than 10 miles from my house and BAM! Someone rear ended me. I am not going to lie, I was feeling quite discouraged about the holidays starting out like that. So glad it took a turn for the better after Christmas! #makinglemonadefromlemons

–Speaking of the accident, I was in a pretty bad accident my senior year of high school. I had nightmares for the longest time about car accidents and that sound that they make. I have been in three accidents since then. One of which someone else was driving and was rear ended so hard we got shoved in to the car in front of us and her car looked like an accordion when we got out. This is the second time I have been rear ended in my current car. When I hear that sound, I start to shake and all the memories come rushing back. #thefearisreal

–Basically I think my car is cursed and I want a new one! I hit a deer in it the year I got it and now two accidents? #cursed

–I am actually really excited about Whole 30. I didn’t link up yesterday because I wanted to finish my vacation recap but I plan to discuss my reasons for doing it along with some of my food choices next week! #operationme

–Our Christmas stuff is still up and I just want it put away!!! I cant believe it has come and gone but when it is over, it is over for me. Time to focus on the new year and getting the house back in order! I should finally have some time this weekend to do just that. I feel a huge purge coming on. #ocd

–I really want a diet coke. Breaking a bad habit is hard. I didn’t even drink them that often but now that I know I cant have one, every time I hear a can pop in my office I want to punch someone in the face. #beingreal #damnwhole30

–I really want to want a planner. Let me rephrase that, of course I want one. I just really want to use one for an entire year if I get one. #consistencyiskey

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