Oh, hey Wednesday! We all know by know that Wednesdays are confession days around these parts. I have a few things to get off my chest.
–After learning that my company is having a retreat this fall, all I can think about is how I am going to have to get on a plane and fly there. Hello panic attacks. Shit!

–I made chili this week for dinner. Yes it is over 100 degrees outside. No, I don’t care. I miss soups! And my wishful thinking has me saying maybe if I eat something meant for cooler temperatures it will magically be cooler.

–I haven’t watched last nights summer finale of PLL yet, but I couldn’t stop laughing when Chris sent me this meme he made yesterday. The title was fAtal and apparently someone is to die. I have my suspicions about who. I also have my suspicions about who A really is too, but I am sure they will drag that answer out for another season or two.

–With the first kick off of the season this Saturday, I basically know what I am doing every weekend until like Thanksgiving.

Confessions in ecards:
basically what I look like every day:

Anyone else feel me on this? That is why I stick to 3-4 beers max in a span of several hours!

Boom, bitches!

seriously fear for the future of our country!

Can I get an Amen?

Dude, I really do!

Otherwise, I have a great Italian hand gesture for you!

But really, why does this always happen to me?

If you can’t take a joke, then don’t be one






































