–I get irrationally angry when I call an Assessor’s office or a Treasure’s office for work and the person on the other line can not read the dollar amount correctly to me. Like, WTF?!?!?! How did you get your job if you can’t read numbers? Because like, it’s YOUR JOB! How in the hell can you not read dollar amounts? I mean, I get that you might not see a million often and it could trip you up…and I don’t really want to let you slide on it..but some people can’t even read $245,875. How can you not?!?!?!?!?!?! Here’s a hint for you…if you can’t read that amount…you will never see that amount. Ever.
PS – What the hell did you do in school?!
–Have you heard the song “Play it Again” by Luke Bryan?
She was like, oh my God, this is my song
I’ve been listenin’ to the radio all night long
Sittin’ ’round waitin’ for it to come on and here it is
She was like, come here boy, I wanna dance
‘Fore I said a word, she was takin’ my hand
Spinnin’ me around ’til it faded out
And she gave me a kiss
And she said, play it again, play it again, play it again
And I said, play it again, play it again, play it again
So like, I like the song…but….why don’t you just play it again on Spotify, or Pandora, or iTunes or one of the million other ways we can listen to the same song over and over again? It’s 2014 Luke…not 1999!
–I am not going to pretend that I don’t love that all the animals love me. Just call me Nadine DooLittle. When I walk through Petsmart, there isn’t a dog that I don’t make friends with. When I used to go visit my friends at their houses when I was younger, their pets would follow me around instead of them. And at home, at least one of our three has to be touching me or getting attention from me at all times. I don’t hate it. Not at all!
–I think that my dogs totally understand what I am saying when I have conversations with them. Don’t bother arguing with me, you will loose. Even my dogs agree!
–I skipped the split lunge progression this morning during my leg work out. I just couldn’t do it captain! My knee was starting to hurt and I figure if I was going to cut anything, it was going to be that. I made it up by doing 150 crunches.
–This morning when I woke up to work out at 4:25 am Chris got up as well. I walk out into the living room and he is heading down to the basement to his office. I was like, what are you doing? Chris said, “Going to go link up my confessions post with Kathy. I want to be number one. I have been working on it all week.” I was like “That shit goes live at like midnight, I don’t think it is going to work out.” He comes back upstairs a few minutes later and says “Number 14 is better than 53.” I said “If you ain’t first, you’re last!” I have created a blogging monster.
Confessions in ecards:
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1) that ecard (no no i’m not insulting you; i’m describing you) – PERFECT. that fits into almost every conversation i have with the bitches here at work.
2) i LOVE that chris wants to get the #1 spot on the linkup. so hilarious.
3) today during my workout, it turned 6am, i had 1 more set to go and i was like, fuck it. i busted my ass for the past 45 mins one more set ain’t gonna do shit. LOL
ah hahahah @ Chris on the link up. That’s freaking hilarious.
Dogs totally understand what you’re saying, I’d never argue that point. The best part is they can’t talk back though. đŸ™‚
Chris is hilarious! You have created a blogging monster.
Haha go Chris! And I quote Ricky Bobby all the time, too! I linked up right before 6:00 and was still #21. People are dedicated to being first.
Glad Olivia is warming up to Mama. I knew she would come around.
And yes to the second ecard. People mistake my silence for not understanding them and it’s really because I can’t formulate a response to their stupidity.
OMG a blogging monster! I am dead. The Luke Bryan song actually really kind of bothers me–not the tune, it’s catchy–but the lyrics. I was in some pretty intense poetry classes in college and the song makes me cringe because it’s literally exactly everything we were taught NOT to do. Also. Pull up youtube and play the damn song again for the girl. Don’t go broke giving your last dime to the DJ. That’s just crazy talk.
omg yes. i love that song, but im like, why didnt they just shazam that shit and play it on their phone? gah.
omg that is hilarious that he got up to link up. i stayed up reading, and it was 11:30 and i was like.. i wonder if i can stay up past midnight? and i did, and i was still #2 but thats as good as its gonna get for me and that is fine diddlyine.
hahaha that last ecard. yes.
Hahaha Chris is funny and I love the Talledega nights reference!
I totally think my dog understands me too!
LOL the story with Chris is great! I am totally the animal person too – my boyfriends dog is totally in love and he hates it
I heard that song the other day and your comments about it are hilariously perfect!!! I don’t mind country music but I can’t handle that song. It’s not for me.
And those ecards? LOVE THEM!!! All of them are my life. Especially the second one.
I think you have created a monster! how funny is that he wanted to be FIRST?!?!
Second, I learned about side squats last week, and I have been religiously doing them. …. and now, I don’t think I can stop.. but SPLIT LUNGES?!
TELL ME ABOUT THESE!!!! PLEASE!!!
Hey Nadine!!! Animals rule!!! And thats so funny how they follow you in Petsmart too lol! So cute!! GREAT Ecards as always!! Have a great day Nadine and talk soon! XOXO
Lisa,xo
Adam and I totally pop each others zits? Is that wrong? Because if it is, I really don’t want to be right….
-Kate
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you blogging monster you!!!! i heart the blog monster so much
That is too funny that he wants to be in the top spot! Haha! I am such a crazy dog lady, when I volunteered at the shelter they called me the crazy dog whisperer. Whenever we had a really frightened dog they put me in the kennel and it would always come out of hiding and sit on my lap.
Ummm I totally think that my dog who now lives with my parents understands me too!!
I can’t even lie… I “Play It Again” all the freakin’ time on Youtube or iTunes. I’m addicted.
My knees hurting are why I gave up lunges/squats for the most part. I even try to follow the rules and keep my knee back, but it still hurts. I’m too broke for that shit. And finally, I talk to my dogs ALL.THE.TIME. I KNOW they understand me. Ok, maybe not my words, but definitely my inflection. When I start yelling, both dogs head to their beds, even if I’m not yelling at them. I secretly love it.
I think 150 crunches more than makes up for skipping one other thing! And some song lyrics are just ridiculous when taken literally… although i do love me some Luke Bryan!
That first picture….I can’t….I am still laughing! You have definitely created a monster and I secretly love it!
hahaha I always have conversations with my dogs!
Again with you and the ecards. Spot on as per usual!!
Your husband needs to meet mine and teach him the ways of the blog, and then kick his ass in Mario kart to bring him down a notch. Or better. You do it. đŸ™‚
LMFAO! Chris is AWESOME! And as a newbie dog mother, I confess that I talk to my pup all the time. At least she’s more obedient at times than my kids are! Lol.
Hahahaha omg these e-cards made my day! So perfect! And people who don’t know how to do their job properly just piss me off like crazzzyyy.
When I lived in an apartment building I trusted my neighbors who said “hi” to my dog immensely more than the people who just said hi to me. Dogs know! Everyone should talk to pets!
Those e-cards made my day! Seriously đŸ™‚