–Hearing a sigh on the phone always cracks me up. It speaks so much more than actual words. I especially love it when I am calling rent comps for work and go through my whole spill about who I am and what I am doing…they can’t freaking wait to get me off the phone!
–I cant stop biting the skin around my nails. It is a huge problem! Last week I bought some Burt Bees cuticle cream and last night night I painted my nails. I am hoping these efforts will help break my habit!
—Chris was talking to me on gchat yesterday and he was all “Do you have your post ready for tomorrow?” I was all “no.” He was all, “Mine is epic I cant wait to link up!” Seriously? A monster I tell you!
–I hate birds. Like, I think they are so disgusting and creepy. Well, I was leaving work the other night and pulled out into the alley behind my building. A freaking bird is just chillin in the middle of the alley. I honk, no movement. I honk again. Nothing. I roll down my window and am all “Yo bird, MOVE!” Still nothing. REALLY?! No matter how much I hate the damn things, I am not going to purposefully run one over. So I get out and throw a stick in its direction, careful not to hit the bird. FINALLY it gets the hint. I mean, come on! Also, I am a ridiculous person.
–I am old. You want to know how I am old? I had to Google what “Turn down for what” actually meant because I didn’t understand from the context clues in the song.
–I signed in to my Starbucks app the other day and realized I hadn’t been to Starbucks since March 16. Obviously, I run on Dunkin’ when I have coffee out. Mainly because it is $2-4 cheaper.
–I go through phases with food. When I find something I like, I tend to eat the crap out of it until I am just so sick of it that I don’t have it for a long time. This goes for meals as well as snacks. Oops.
–I need to see my hair girl ASAP. Buttttt I know I am going to the beach next month and my hair ALWAYS turns super light when I am there so I am thinking there is really no point in having my highlights redone right now. Can I go a month looking like the hot mess express? Jury is still out.
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Love the last ecard! And I’m weirded out by birds, too. They come in the garage and bathe in the dog’s water, so gross. And he lets them. Last night Andrew decided to blog and hogged the computer for like an hour and I was like COME ONNNN it’s confessions day, I have to post! Weird husband bloggers!
I feel super old because I had to google what that song meant right after I read your confession. I just thought it was a catchy song with no meaning.
I totally crap out on my hair color in the summer. The wedding I’m in at the end of the month is ruining that. I need to look tip top.
I have no idea what turn down for what means, and I don’t care. LOL OLD LADY STATUS
I hate birds.
Absolutely.
HATE.
BIRDS.
Especially, Parrots.
Just saying.
Going to have nightmares tonight just thinking about them.
UGHHHHHK.
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I go on food kicks too, I’ll eat something day and night until I’m sick of it and then move on to something new.
The Tupperware ecard cracks me up, where does that shit go?
Currently, I’m stuck on Brookstone’s chocolate covered acai berries. I count them as a fruit serving. not even sorry.
People around here are either hard core Dunkin or Starbucks. We have multiple of both located within a couple blocks of my office so the loyalties are fierce.
I get like that with food too I will literally eat the same thing for breakfast lunch and dinner last time it was avocados I was obsessed!
I get to slap brad’s hand away from him anytime he bites his nails because he has such a problem with it. It’s really fun for me.
Total Dunkin fan all the way!
Hey Nadine!!! DD is soo much cheaper than Starbucks but I swear I think they put the tiniest bit of crack in there lolol!! And my bf always picks at his cuticles.. literally until they’re red!! I cringe!! lol !! Love the e-cards as always!! ;D XOXO
Lisa,xo
I am a Dunkin person though i tend to brew my own more. Love the first ecard. I hate when people use “I’m being honest” as an excuse for being rude.
Honestly, your husband. I can’t even with his blog. He even put the “hey girl it’s humpday” link on his page! Jesus I’m dying laughing. I went and commenting on his blog post about e-cigs, because Ben is addicted. Also, his post from today with all the Mean Girl gifs… just, I just can’t.
I have been biting my nails & the skin around them too. It drives me crazy because they were long not all that long ago but then I got stressed & bye bye nails…
Birds EW. Especially pigeons- they’re flying rats. I just can’t.
I dont mind birds but I saw a bird literally chase a man last week and it was the funniest thing ever! Also I bite the skin too esp around my thumbs. it needs to stop hah
omg the tupperware. i hate it. how can you even organize that shizz??!!!!???? my cupboard is a mess with it 🙁
also the food — i eat the same thing and have been for the last 3 years. i’m just starting to get bored with it!
thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda
hahaa I love those ecards. I desperately wish I could outsource Mondays!
That bird story equals awesome. Some of them are ballsy little assholes. Also, nice job as always with the ecards. I have an irrational hatred of Tupperware and I almost fell out mah chair with that one.
OMG there was a bird in our garage the other day and it was like stuck in Brian’s hockey net and I was like Brian, you have to get it out. And finally it got unstuck and left, whew!
Bahahahah… WTF doessss “turn down for what” mean?! I’ve been meaning to look it up too but keep forgetting! Fill a fellow old bitch in! ;P
LOL @ the turn down for what!! That is hysterical
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I bite my cuticles too! I usually get a monthly $7 manicure to keep them trimmed back so that I won’t bite them. I have no clue why I do it!
We’re the same person. That’s it. This post solidifies it.
BIRDS ARE THE WORST!!! I hate them so much. I don’t wish them harm but seriously, they can fly. That’s creepy as hell.
I don’t know what “turn down for what” means either. I don’t know that I even want to know.
And I totally pick the hell out of my cuticles, especially when I’m stressed.
Birds weird me out too. I don’t understand why people have them as pets…they shit all day, make a lot of annoying noise and they’re not fluffy to snuggle. Pet fail.
You always have such amazing eCards. Good luck with finger biting – I do this / chew gum when i’m anxious
you have the best ecards. i do the same thing with the food – i eat so much and then i dont want it for like a year. um, turn down what? i still dont get it, but i dont mind. sometimes i dont mind being old. haha.
I love your confessions! I can relate to every single one of them! Is the Burt Bees cuticle cream good? I hate birds too. I hate how they tweet all.the.time, plus we have some aggressive ones in my neighborhood that like to swoop down at me. Come at me bro! I legit had to google the meaning of the song too. Thank God for Urban Dictionary!