It is confession time!!!!
–This is basically me at work since I have come back from vacation last week. It is like I will never catch up. Ever.
— Sometimes I wear all black on cardio days. I like to think of it as a funeral for my fat. Basically I hate cardio and I need something to make me excited. Like my fat dying and going away. It just wont go away fast enough!
Exhibit A:
–That is what I look like at 4:30 am with no make up and bags and dark circles under my eyes for days. DAYS.
–I just realized that my birthday is one month and a day away. WTF? Where has the last year gone?!
–This is what I say to Livvy when she is being a little bitch. Just love me kitty, The dogs love me all the time, why can’t you?!?! Cats…
–Picking out a new blog template is hard. Way harder than it should be. I am way too indecisive.
–I get irrationally angry when something isn’t the way that it is described. Like my watermelon beer this past weekend. It says watermelon, it should taste like freaking watermelon!
Confessions in ecards:
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I LOVE cardio. I hate weights. If we could combine our workouts, we’d be perfect!!!
I completely do that after I go food shopping. I get so overwhelmed with choices that it’s easier just to bring in. Also, grocery shopping is exhausting. I need a break when I’m done.
Your 4 AM work out wake up picture looks familiar only I look like that because of kids and puppies. 🙂
You look GREAT! I hate working out in general! Ugh. Keep up the good work! My Birthday is two months from yesterday! Yayy!!!
omg that first ecard. my abs hurt from laughing so hard.
poor livvy, i wish she would stop being a bitch so your confessions would read CATS ARE THE BEST WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO GET A CAT.
also girl you do NOT want to see what I look like at 430am. Its not pretty. My bags could be used for all of us to travel around europe for a month.
The grocery shopping bear, that is totally me. Especially if I have to put all the groceries away after carrying them in. Or worse is wanting to just stop by Wendy’s and pick up a burger rather than wait to get home.
And I totally understand the difficulty of picking out a new blog theme. Mine is always a work in progress.
I literally died laughing from your funeral for your fat. I LOVE that concept.
YEEESSS to that last ecard!
Err’yday! lol
That’s WHAT I LOOK LIKE before my work outs too! Bags and Everything.. I mean it’s O’Dark Thirty in the morning, I’m not looking like I’m stepping out of a magazine.. I’m exercising!
Oh, I also top it off with a bandana, because my hair.. needs to be contained. Humidity equals VOLUME AND FRIZZ.. lots of volume and frizz
I once had a Banana Bread Beer… I mean, yeah, it tasted like BANANA BREAD.. but it was as if someone poured Banana Bread Syrup in a Sam Adams.. It was NOT good. So, just think, you could be on THAT side of the spectrum!
GLITTER STRANDS! HA! YES! I love my silver glitter strands.. and I rock them… I’m hoping that I get a silver streak kind of like a Superhero!
OH MAN.. I do the whole order pizza after food shopping thing. But, what I’ve realized is, I can buy a rotisserree chicken, and some extra lettuce.. and there’s dinner too.. it’s just OPENING the bag of lettuce and ripping off a piece of meat. HAHAHA
And that is the same level of productivity I have!!!!
Happy Wednesday Lady!
I’m still laughing at “a funeral for your fat.” Cracking up!
i need that i’ll do it myself ecard for work because NOTHING gets done right and on time if i don’t do it #RAGE
thanks for linking up!
The first couple days back after a vacation is always brutal. Hang in there. My birthday is in August and I just don’t know where this year went. The ordering pizza one is hilarious, I know that has happened to me before.
OMG THAT FIRST ECARD! I’m dying!!! I love that funeral for the fat. I like to wear all black when I’m working out because it makes me feel skinnier…haha!
You go girl with your funeral clothes for fat! And getting it in at 4:30.
I love the idea of a funeral for your fat.
Hey Nadine!!! OMG I swear I wear the exact same thing to the gym!! ALL BLACK EVERYTHING! I suspect my views are the same on the funeral idea lol!! And omggg templates are SO darn hard to choose from. I am crazy indecisive and spent an obscene amount of $$ on templates and then didn’t like them.. I am thrilled I finally have one I like.Love the e-cards of course too!! ;D
Lisa,xo
Girl can I tell you how much I freaking love you. I am seriously cracking up over here about the black for the fat funeral. I need to get a early morning workout selfie except my eyes are usually bloodshot red and I scare even myself…..let alone a room of 30 women like this morning I had to teach. I use to say that to my animals all the time growing up (and now to Mark) come here let me squeeze you why can’t you love me all the time!!!!!
Uugh, I’ve been looking for a new blog template for months now and I haven’t been able to decide on anything. I suck … 😉
Yes death to that fat…. Cardio blows. Also super awesome ecards as usual. We’ll have to do something spectacular for your birthday!!
I get mad over false advertisement all the time! We could rage together over some grocery store items I’m sure! haha
I always buy a pizza when I am grocery shopping so that I can pop it in the oven while I am putting my groceries away. Picking out a new blog template isn’t easy, at all!
Livvy, could open up a bit more.. lol
omg those e-cards. the grocery store one is so true. i also cracked up about wearing black to a funeral for my fat. hilarious and awesome all in one. 🙂
All black for cardio days is genius! HAHA
haha omg the 6 hours on pinterest ecard. Every day…