–Ok, I have to get this off my chest. I may have confessed this before, but clearly the message didn’t get out. IF ONE MORE DAMN PERSON INVITES ME TO PLAY CANDY CRUSH ON FACEBOOK I AM GOING TO UNFRIEND THEM! You make me want to punch babies and kill kittens. Please. For the love. STOP IT! If I wanted to play that game, I would download it my damn self.
–Maybe I painted my toes sparkly purple in honor of the lovely spring weather this past weekend. Maybe I am sort of obsessed with how sparkly they are. I got this nail polish on clearance at Target for $1.88. I mean, does it get any better than that?! NO! (Pay no attention to my hideous feet just look at the sparkly goodness!)
–Maybe I am obsessed with the clearance sections at Target and frequent them weekly. I like to save money on cool stuff. Sue me.
Oh yeah….that’s the stuff!!!! Give me all the red stickered items!!!
–I might be the only person that feels this way but I sort of COMPLETELY hate the “happy” song by Pharrell. It doesn’t make me happy it makes me angry. It gets on my damn nerves and I really wish that it didn’t have to play on the radio every five minutes. It does make me rather thankful for Spotify where I NEVER have to hear it!
–I am about two and a half weeks clean from diet soda. I haven’t killed anyone yet. I find this to be a huge accomplishment. I have completely gotten rid of it before in my life, I dont remember when I let myself let it slip back in…but it needs to stay gone!
–Now that warmer weather approaches, I supposed I need to actually start shaving my knees again. Why is it the only place that never seems to shave right? Am I the only one who cant seem to figure out the secret to perfectly shaven knees? I ALWAYS miss a spot somehow?
It’s Wednesday, people! Make sure you are wearing pink and hook up with my favorite Canadian fitness Jesus Kathy and confess all your dirty secrets! Also, don’t forget my other fitness inspiration Liz and her hump day blog hop! I still laugh at the camel. Sorry that I am NOT sorry about that!
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I hate the Happy song too! It definitely does NOT make me happy, it makes me want to punch someone. I have never played Candy Crush – why do people send the invites? They must get something out of it. I can’t shave my knees right and I thought it was just me. Thanks for making me feel less crazy today!
Also is it weird that this morning the TV got put on a channel with a Shaun T infomercial and Bauer was laying on me so I couldn’t change it and somehow, half-asleep, I remembered that I heard about that craziness from you and wondered if you were doing his workout at that moment? Okay that is probably a little weird…
I always miss a spot on my knees! It never fails.
OMG! Omg omg! I literally JUST admitted to Lauren this morning that I hate that Pharrell song! HATE it! It makes me stabby! I really, really miss the clearance rack at Target. So much. I want to send it letters and beg it…BEG IT…to come back to me. I could shave my legs fifteen times over–there will still be spots I miss on my knees. I don’t even understand it.
hahahahha! i ignore facebook a lot because those invites and shit annoy me. i don’t get as much candy crush but remember back in the day when it was all about farmville? ugh, that was the worst and i’d be all GTFO and stop sending me these damn invites! I DO NOT WANT TO FARM YOUR SHIT (or whatever it was about, i never bothered to look it up).
and load up on sunscreen on the cheap. that shit is like, $8 PER BOTTLE so if you can get cheaper, DO EEEEEET!
-kathy | Vodka and Soda
Only thing worse than candy crush is this one girl from high school (that I barely spoke to IN high school) invites me to play Dragon City two times a day! I feel your pain – love the nail polish!
I love the Target clearance section. Over the weekend I got a placemat for a dollar. Granted it was only one placemat but I figure I can use it for something. The end cap clearances always get me!
I always miss a spot on my knees too! And I always manage to cut myself. I’m a mess.
Facebook game invites are the worst, grrr. I find shaving behind my knees to be the worst part of shaving, I always end up with a little cut that really hurts.
THANK YOU I FUCKING HATE HAPPY. It makes me super ragey. Couldn’t he come up with different lyrics at some point? It’s so repetitive and just …. no. I am so sick of seeing it everywhere and people claiming “best song everrrr” and “best way to start the dayyyy.” STFU!
I swear it’s the song that makes me this angry. 🙂
HATE that song too! Good lord why o why do they play it so much? And punch babies and kill kittens…I LOVE IT!!! LMAO! Great polish too!! anything that sparkles and is cheap is a win win in my book!
Love your sparkly polish!
I hawk the Clearance at Target like nobody’s business. I love it.
Hey Nadine! Lol omg so true about the ”Happy” song haha! I never realized it before, but it really is the adult version of happy and you know it! haha! And I can sooo relate to the shaving of the knee thing, I always stop.riiight..there! I have to stop doing that! xx
Lisa,xo
Sorry, I love that Happy song :). We can still be friends right? Hehe. But yea, no more invites on FB about Candy Crush. I can’t believe that is still a “thing”! Found ya via Kathy’s linkup.
Girl I just figured out how to never get a FB invite ever again and it’s been bliss for The past couple days. If I got one more Texas hold em or poker invite I was gonna freak out!! Now they are gone!
Ps I haven’t shaved my knees or above for like months and months. So youre doing better than me.. Who has time? Or energy? Lol.
I really hate that Happy song too. It is all over the radio too. I cannot seem to escape it!
the downfalls of shaving. there is this little group of hairs by my ankle that i have missed evidently the last 12897 times i have shaved because they are far too long and yet i just don’t care…
I have yet to hear Happy 🙂 No car = No radio! I don’t hear new songs unless I’m in a bar, and I haven’t heard that one yet. I’m sure I’d hate it.
I don’t like the Happy song either!! I always switch the station if it comes on the radio! And those red stickers at Target automatically make me want to buy the thing, doesn’t matter if I need it or not!
Girl, I am right there with you on the Happy song. SO ANNOYING. Ironically, that song kills my happiness. It’s like the “Don’t Worry Be Happy” song from the late 80s.
Dude… You can block game requests!!!! Next time someone sends it to you and you deny, the option to block from that game should pop up!!!!! 😀 I do it to ALL games.
Haha! It really is the adult version of If You’re Happy And You Know It!!! I don’t like it either. I think it’s overhyped and overplayed. Get over it already! Lol
oh my gosh, there are a ton of hairs on my knees that i constantly miss when i’m shaving. so frustrating. and yes – stop it with the candy crush requests uggggghhh.
I hate that happy song and not even in a well it will grow on me kinda way….like truly hate it. I need to hit up the clearance section at Target for razors because these legs are in desperate need of one!
Can’t stop laughing! This was fantastic! I always cut my knee, shop the target clearance section, and want to kill kittens when people invite me to play candy crush…best friends?
That’s the best Target clearance section ever! Sometimes I just go to Target for the dollar section and to totally just walk and check the endcaps! haha