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Confessions

–After a really tough workout, I think to myself…damn that was rough but I did it. Then the little voice inside my head says…#butdidyoudie

 –Our internet is sucking all kinds of ass today so I am finishing this post on my phone because I had some epic ecard confessions that just have to be shared. #firstworldproblems

–I pick my ecard confessions out first before my post. #noshame

–I received three books to review in the same week while I was in the middle of reading one already. Now I can’t read fast enough!!! #booknerdproblems

–I committed to going grain free, dairy free and processed free last night to a group of fitness friends. While I won’t be 100% this week because I had already done my shopping and meal planning…I will be next week. Umm no dairy? No grains? #crazytown #iwillgethealthy 

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22 Comments

  • Reply Jenn @ Business, Life & Design May 27, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Grain free, dairy free, AND processed free? Damn, girl. I just resolved to cut out sugary snacks that don’t have any nutritional value, and I was dreading that enough. 😛 Good luck!

    I love the exasperated guardian angel! And swimsuit shopping is the worst. I finally have a couple of good swimsuits and I will hold onto them until the frayed shreds are no longer decent for public.

  • Reply Laura May 27, 2015 at 9:40 am

    Corner of awesome and bombdiggity fo sho! I also laughed way too hard at ‘unfrosted weirdo.’ But for reals….

    I have zero will power to do all that grain free stuff, but I know you do, and you’ll be great! I will be as supportive as possible and not tempt you with cheeseburgers.

  • Reply Kateri Von Steal May 27, 2015 at 9:46 am

    How I feel when I try on Bathing Suits – YUP. yup yup yup

    And picking out the funnies FIRST is SOOOO important.

    Happy Wednesday

  • Reply Deborah May 27, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Those last 2 ecards speak to me on a much higher level! lol

  • Reply Kristen May 27, 2015 at 10:29 am

    YES to grain free dairy free awesome ahole bros. i am still gonna have some dairy (greek yoghurt is dairy, right….?) but i am on the grain free and processed free wagon with ya.
    meanwhile i think i dreamed about toast and jam last night. hahahaha.

  • Reply Emily @ Martinis & Bikinis May 27, 2015 at 11:13 am

    I’m pretty sure my guardian angel looks like that on the regular if he/she hasn’t already given up on me…lol

  • Reply Biana Perez May 27, 2015 at 11:16 am

    The first time I saw the monkey photo I literally laughed for 30 solid minutes! It’s my favorite thing EVER!!! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston

  • Reply Marie May 27, 2015 at 11:21 am

    haha that monkey pic is fantastic! I think we all feel that way when trying on swim suits.

  • Reply Kasey May 27, 2015 at 11:23 am

    oh my god. those keanu memes always get me. WHAT IF WE ARE MISSING OUT ON DELICIOUS BERRIES?!

  • Reply Kate @ Green Fashionista May 27, 2015 at 11:52 am

    Haha my guardian angel probably face-palms a lot of my decisions too!

  • Reply alyssa May 27, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    Wooo, good luck on those dietary cuts! And by good luck, I mean OMG you are a better person than I am! Seriously though, good luck 🙂 and those ecards really speak to my soul today, haha. Happy Wednesday!

  • Reply Lindsay T. May 27, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    #ButDidYouDie , I just LOLed at my desk! Good luck with the grain-free dairy-free and thank JC for pinterest which makes it easier!

  • Reply kathy @ realk talk May 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    hahahahah. trust me girl, going grain free isn’t bad at all. it’s a lot of prep and a total pain in the ass but completely doable and actually quite easy. you will feel a ton better and then we can moan about missing bread and pizza…although the cauliflower pizza is actually damn good.

  • Reply Jana @ Jana Says May 27, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    I love that you pick out your ecards first. #noshame #becausetheyareawesome

    Book nerd problems are REAL.

  • Reply Julia @ Grace Makes New May 27, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Wow I am super impressed with you going grain free and dairy free! Grains and dairy are two of my most favorite things to eat, lol! Love the monkey pic, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how I look when I try on bathing suits! 😀

  • Reply Teh Megan May 27, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    Sounds like you might have comcast too! ALKRJLEASKJFVLKSDJGV:LSDKMCVOSEIGJVVM:SEJFSVDijcv thats representative of my brain dealing with internet that doesn’t work properly. I’ve been asking Mr. Scrooge to call Comcast for 3 weeks now because I no longer deal with them because I physically can’t stand to be on the phone with them talking to me like I’m an idiot telling me to unplug and replug shit in and it still not fixing the issues (over and over and over). I just can’t. My brain can’t handle it and I don’t like having to yell at people, but I have yelled at Comcast customer service reps because of how incompetent they are… something about resetting my cable box/router 3x in a row and it not working and them suggesting I do it a 4th time.. NOPE.
    I would like to go grain-free, but I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment in my life.

  • Reply Amber May 27, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    I so love frosted cereals.

    I hate when people text U for you. It doesn’t take much more effort to add the Y and O.

  • Reply Andrea Nine May 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Oh no, are you gonna be touchy without all that dairy and grains??? Lol. I don’t want to loose my sweet Nadine this week to sugar withdrawl!! Seriously, you can do it!!!!! So how did you get that pic of me in the dressing room, bah ha ha! So true for 90% of us!!!! Your confessions make me grin, thank you love!!!!

    livingoncloudandreanine.blogspot.com

  • Reply Tracy May 27, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    Hahaha omg I always have to ask myself “but did you die?!” after workouts. Like, technically no, but….ugh.
    Good luck cutting out dairy and grain! You are crazy but that just means you’re a better person than I am 😉

  • Reply Kerry May 27, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    I love having those kind of book nerd problems!! Those memes are too funny. I am totally not summer ready.

  • Reply ellesees.blogspot.com May 28, 2015 at 9:07 am

    girl, good for you. i could go dairy but not grain free. you will rock it, babe! and that last ecard cracked me up!

  • Reply Joey May 28, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    I’m so behind on reading. Like SO behind! I need to get on it. I finally came to the realization that I can listen to audiobooks the first few hours at work until the kids get home. Unfortunately, the kids get out of school on the 11th, so I don’t have much time to soak that in hah

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