I have had this post in the drafts for awhile now, adding all these gems as they occur. Since I was in a funk, I decided to read over this. One of the traits Chris mesmerized me with from day one is his personality and sense of humor. Chris knows how to make me laugh! I am one lucky lady.
It is about that time folks. Time for another edition of Sh!t Chris Says!!!
–We are watching Tosh.O and there is a prom girl web redemption. Basically, she fell walking down the stairs in her prom dress so Tosh has one of those chair lift things for the stairs installed for the web redemption.
Chris says, “That shit drives me up the wall.”
–A Legal Zoom commercial comes on and the dog says always got your back. Chris says, “It’s a parabeagle!!!!” (Get it, instead of paralegal?!)
–I made peanut butter cookies one evening from things we had around the house because Chris wanted “something sweet.” Chris takes a bite of a warm one out of the oven and says, “This is the best thing you’ve done since we got married.”
–We are watching Pretty Little Liars and Aria’s new boyfriend acts jealous. Chris says, “Someone make him a jelly sandwich.”
–Chris takes a Buzzfeed quiz (he seriously has an addiction to these quizzes and takes them all the time) and it asks to pick a sexy guy to deliver his pizza. Chris says, “These questions are always awkward. Oh!!! Matthew McConaughey, Duh!!!”
–We are watching Grey’s Anatomy and some girl is on. Chris comments, “One of her eyebrows is higher than the other. Brouch!”
–We just scored an awesome find at the thrift store and it was a really good deal too. As we are pulling out of the parking lot, Chris says “We are the ATS Bandits!!!” (ATS is the initials of the thrift store.)
Linking up with my girl Joey today for Stuff and Things.
You can catch more of the shit Chris says here, here, here, here, here, and here! Remember when Amanda used to have Shit Men Says as a link up? Yeah, I miss that!! And her.
PS – The featured image at the top? Yeah, it melts my heart. My two boys <3
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Haha, anytime someone references ANYTHING from Home Alone (1 or 2, because the rest suck), it’s a good day. And duh…Matthew McConaughey all day every day.
The rape support group one made me laugh out loud!
Hahaha I love the shit Chris says. Giggling stealth like over here.
Chris is a special man. Love the guy. I miss being around him. Probably should do a double date one day soon.
Shit, I just laughed so hard. That sounds exactly like things that Gabriel would say. I especially like the Galaxy 4 comment.
The galaxy 4 thing – I spit out my tea. I just can’t. Well played Chris, Well played!
These are all TOO funny! It’s great to have a spouse that keeps you laughing. I know I love mine!
And totally – Zombies were part of our vows, well mine:
“I will take you… to have and to hold… in sickness and in health, UNLESS you become a zombie. Then I promise to shoot you in the head. “
Hahahaha “This is the best thing you have done since we got married” love it! That so sounds like something Adam would say, he’s all about the exaggeration and sarcasm!
LMFAO! He is so freaking funny! I love these posts!
LOL! Chris is hilarious.
Bahahaha this is great!! Scott says some pretty off the wall stuff, and it always cracks me up. He also talks in his sleep which is SO entertaining. He told me one time that he loved “monkeys” or “mac and cheese” more than me, while he was passed out!
haha I totally miss Amanda and her link up. Chris is hilarious – wait, Aria has a new boyfriend? hashtag so behind.
The eye brow thing made me laugh because my hubs just told me he never noticed anyone’s eye brows in their life until I started pointed things out to him about people’s eye brows 🙂 haha
LOL!! any home alone reference wins all things 😀
Haha these are so funny! I need to remember some of the things Timmy says!
LOL always love these posts 🙂
Brouch…oh that’s a good one!! I love these posts! xo, Biana – BlovedBoston
Lol @ jellly sandwich! He has some funny one-liners!
Hahah that jelly sandwich! Too funny!
Wouldn’t many of us pick Matthew McConnaughy? I think his answer was solid!
Hahah love it. So witty!
I absolutely agree with the zombie ecard. Totally necessary!
Always pick Matthew McConnaughy, smart man.
very, very punny! 😉 i bet life with him is a trip!
Haha. I love the stuff Chris says! And he gets extra points for the corny jokes, too – parabeagle! lol
Chris is hilarious!!! LOL I’m cracking up at the comment about the cookies! Too funny!
drives me up the wall.. bahahahahah I LOVE puns.
OMG! Chris is HILARIOUS!!!!!! “Drives me up the wall”…… Gotta love it!
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